“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.” – Abraham Lincoln
[My comment: Hell man!]
Asking WHY makes you WHY-ser
WHY:
Why does Aquafresh toothpaste have red, blue, and white stripes?
BECAUSE:
The colors actually signify something about dental health. For example, the blue stripe indicates that it has the ability to clean and freshen your breath. Meanwhile, the red stripe shows you that it has plaque control properties.
WHY:
Why does Aquafresh toothpaste have red, blue, and white stripes?
BECAUSE:
The colors actually signify something about dental health. For example, the blue stripe indicates that it has the ability to clean and freshen your breath. Meanwhile, the red stripe shows you that it has plaque control properties.
These hilarious real life exchanges recorded by court reporters are from a book called Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History —
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget….
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget….
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
Puns and One-liners
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy now.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
I love how the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy now.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
I love how the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.
That's deep.....
In SA our butt looks like that anyway
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