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A brothel madam opened the door one evening to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his 50s standing there.
“May I help you?” she asked.
“I want to see Valerie,” the man replied.
“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies ... Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” said the madam.
“No. I must see Valerie,” was the man’s reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged R10,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand rands, and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After about an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no-one had ever come back two nights in a row, as it was simply too expensive, and there were no discounts, and the price was still R10,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs.
After an hour, like before, he left.
The following night the man was there again!
Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night ... he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their "session", Valerie questioned the man.
“No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?” she asked.
The man replied, “Bloemfontein in the Free State”
“Really” she said. “I have family in Bloemfontein.”
“I know,” said the man, “Your father died, and I am your sister’s attorney.
She asked me to give you your R30,000 inheritance.”
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain: Death; Taxes and; Being screwed by a lawyer
“May I help you?” she asked.
“I want to see Valerie,” the man replied.
“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies ... Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” said the madam.
“No. I must see Valerie,” was the man’s reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged R10,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand rands, and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After about an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no-one had ever come back two nights in a row, as it was simply too expensive, and there were no discounts, and the price was still R10,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs.
After an hour, like before, he left.
The following night the man was there again!
Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night ... he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their "session", Valerie questioned the man.
“No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?” she asked.
The man replied, “Bloemfontein in the Free State”
“Really” she said. “I have family in Bloemfontein.”
“I know,” said the man, “Your father died, and I am your sister’s attorney.
She asked me to give you your R30,000 inheritance.”
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain: Death; Taxes and; Being screwed by a lawyer
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