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“Mom," the little boy asked, "the other boys at school are using two words I don't understand. Can you tell me what they mean?"
"Certainly," Mom said. "What are they?"
"Pussy and b**ch."
Mom inhaled sharply, but recovered quickly.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico. A b**ch is a female dog, like our Sandy."
Craig thanked his mother, and ran out the door. But something about his mother's explanation bothered him.
So he sought out his father. Dad was in the garage. "Dad," Craig said, "the guys at school are using words I don't understand."
"What words, son?"
"Pussy and b**ch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."
"Son, never ask your mother about these things. Ask me. Let me explain what they mean for you. "He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold and drew a circle around the pubic area.
"Everything inside the circle is pussy," he said.
"Okay, Dad. Then what's a b**ch?"
"Everything outside the circle."
"Certainly," Mom said. "What are they?"
"Pussy and b**ch."
Mom inhaled sharply, but recovered quickly.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico. A b**ch is a female dog, like our Sandy."
Craig thanked his mother, and ran out the door. But something about his mother's explanation bothered him.
So he sought out his father. Dad was in the garage. "Dad," Craig said, "the guys at school are using words I don't understand."
"What words, son?"
"Pussy and b**ch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."
"Son, never ask your mother about these things. Ask me. Let me explain what they mean for you. "He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold and drew a circle around the pubic area.
"Everything inside the circle is pussy," he said.
"Okay, Dad. Then what's a b**ch?"
"Everything outside the circle."
I'll just leaf this here...
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They need a friend, then they can have a treesomeThey're "rooting".
They need a friend, then they can have a treesome
Seeing as though you started the puns... would have been more appropriate if you said:
"I'll just LEAF this here..."
Done
Lots of sawing going on there
he giving it some stick
When they done, they will be branching off
Yea making woodlings
Man pole
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I see a few really terrible combinations... basically most surnames starting with S. Imagine, JS... shame, sounds like a weak person going to jail for the first time lol
Im Skin Flute... like wtf lol, so nasty. Considering that I have 2 first names, I am dubbed Purple Skin Flute
Eish
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Met this chick a while ago, we got all funky. Dropped my pants and she said "o circumcised"
I replied, nope wear and tear
I replied, nope wear and tear
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