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The Pussy Fart Gang
I'm probably going to hell for posting this 
... O wait, my ticket is booked already
... O wait, my ticket is booked already
Let us see if this shows up in "Off Topic" after the upgrade.
Regards
Regards
Nope...
Fixed
Billy has always wanted to go on a deep sea fishing trip but can't afford it, so he decides to just buy a 6 pack of Bud Light and fish off of the pier ... He gets out to the pier and then notices a woman with no arms and legs sitting on the edge of the pier crying, so he walks up to her and asks whats wrong.
"No one ever hugs me"
So he picks her up, gives her a big hug, then goes to cast off ... about the time she starts crying even louder.
"Whats wrong now? I gave you a hug,"
"Well, I've never been kissed,"
He thinks for a second, well she's fairly attractive ... hey why not? ... So he picks her up kisses her and sets her back down.
He walks back over to his rod and reel, cracks open another beer and is about to cast again when the woman starts balling even louder than before.
"Damnit lady why are you crying now?"
"No one ever f##ks me."
So he walks over to her, picks her up, and throws her as far out into the ocean as he can, and screams.
"WELL YOU'RE F##KED NOW!
"No one ever hugs me"
So he picks her up, gives her a big hug, then goes to cast off ... about the time she starts crying even louder.
"Whats wrong now? I gave you a hug,"
"Well, I've never been kissed,"
He thinks for a second, well she's fairly attractive ... hey why not? ... So he picks her up kisses her and sets her back down.
He walks back over to his rod and reel, cracks open another beer and is about to cast again when the woman starts balling even louder than before.
"Damnit lady why are you crying now?"
"No one ever f##ks me."
So he walks over to her, picks her up, and throws her as far out into the ocean as he can, and screams.
"WELL YOU'RE F##KED NOW!
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