Dirty Lol's Thread

SmokeyJoe · 20/4/22

Hahaha thanks @Adephi
I needed some laughter through all the chaos

Marius Keinhans · 21/4/22

Marius Keinhans · 21/4/22

Marius Keinhans · 21/4/22

Stew · 21/4/22

Marius Keinhans said:
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So lucky.

Quintusson · 21/4/22

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Reminds me of a joke.

Professor is giving class to bunch of Psychology students and they're talking about the importance and role of sex in modern life.
Prof "I have done multiple studies and I can say for certain, the more people have sex, the happier they are. Let's take a poll quickly to prove this. Everybody who has sex three or more times per week, put up your hands"
Multiple people put their hands up and the smiles on their faces are huge with fistbumps going around, etc.
Prof "Okay, now those who have sex only once a week, put your hands up"
A number of people put their hands up and smiles all round.
Prof "Okay, now let's push the boundries, those who have sex once a month, put your hands up"
Only a few hands go up, with sheepish smiles and shoulders shrugged to the tune of 'hey, at least I get something'.
Prof "Last one, let's really push the boundry here, everyone who has sex only once a year, put your hands up"
Here's this one guy, in the very back, and he's jumping up and down, waving, screaming 'ME! ME! ME!', massive ******* smile on his face and everything.
The professor is dumstruck...
Prof "Excuse me, I did many studies; many, many studies on this. My doctoral thesis was based on this, and this is the first time ever that someone was so happy about the fact that they have so little sex. Why? Why, no, how can you be so happy?!"
Guy "Because today's the day! Today's the ******* day!!!"