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This is soo funny
Waaaahahahahahaha
We have all been here
man that is my main pet hate that is for sure..... incorrect capture entered please refresh and try again
Funny cause it's true
"it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that not everything can be solved with violence"
Meanwhile, in South Africa, dis be how we roll .. our mats out 
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Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint in Harwich, Essex.
Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them
"I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four.. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."
"Quattro is just the name of the car," the driver replies disbelievingly
"Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You cannot pull that one on me.
This is Tracey you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on."
The driver is now very cross and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you. Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Tracey, "but Sharon is busy with those two blokes in the Fiat Uno.
Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them
"I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four.. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."
"Quattro is just the name of the car," the driver replies disbelievingly
"Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You cannot pull that one on me.
This is Tracey you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on."
The driver is now very cross and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you. Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Tracey, "but Sharon is busy with those two blokes in the Fiat Uno.
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Sheriff finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Sheriff said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have,
what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted.
We don't let just anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Sheriff said,
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens,
six lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Democrats,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You pass," said the Sheriff, "When can you start?"
GOD,I LOVE TEXAS
He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Sheriff finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Sheriff said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have,
what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted.
We don't let just anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Sheriff said,
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens,
six lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Democrats,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You pass," said the Sheriff, "When can you start?"
GOD,I LOVE TEXAS
Celebrating too early
ha ha keep your eye on the ballCelebrating too early
i must be doff i don't get the humor in this pic help me here
What are those church benches called?
