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[Steyn777]

Lol I love cemeteries. I've documented a few myself.

Please share.
The older one's I liked more, less generic.
Think it was in Lydenburg I remember reading 1 and thinking, if this is the mark that I someday leave I'd be a happy man:

Name and Surname at the top,
"Hy het sy medemens gedien"

That's it. Not even dates, just that.

 

[ARYANTO]

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

 

[RainstormZA]

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Death doesn't even bother me one bit.

@Steyn777 St John's Cemetery near me has stones marked from 1880s - one girl died at 8, I think.

Then there's the Nottingham rail station house about 15km and Fort Nottingham about 45km from me.

I went alone - the station was rather spooky...

 

[Steyn777]

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

It's because the 1 can be avoided I think.

 

[Steyn777]

Death doesn't even bother me one bit.

@Steyn777 St John's Cemetery near me has stones marked from 1880s - one girl died at 8, I think.

Then there's the Nottingham rail station house about 15km and Fort Nottingham about 45km from me.

I went alone - the station was rather spooky...

It is rather strange the places that feels spookier than you thought it would. To me, the bakery on the 2 days it actually shut down, was insanely spooky, so much so that I started getting annoyed because I couldn't understand why.

 

[RainstormZA]

 

[Raindance]

Think about it. Funny right!?

Regards

 

[ARYANTO]

A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs.
Blew my mind.
I’ve been his customer for years.
I had no idea he was a barber.

 

[ARYANTO]

My mom told me to
Turn down the volume on my computer,
Or else...
she would smash my head on the keyboard.
But I didn’t believG54CCX ==gouy i77uufsrhg.....

 

[ARYANTO]

A young grandson asked his grandfather how old he was, and the grandpa teasingly replied,
"Well, I'm not exactly sure how old I am."

The little boy advised,
"You have to look in your underwear, Grandpa. Mine says I'm 4 to 6."

 

[ARYANTO]

Teacher: Jake, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Jake: C-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Jake: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it....

 

[ARYANTO]

“What did you learn in school today ?”
“We learned about manners.”
“ So what do you say when somebody sneezes?”
“Gross! Go die somewhere else.”

 

[RainstormZA]

 

[Room Fogger]

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Explains a lot, it’s happening to me allready.

 

[RainstormZA]

Explains a lot, it’s happening to me allready.

Hahahahahaha me too

 

[Hooked]

 

[GregF]

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[Hooked]

School holiday rules?? I need these rules for myself, before I access the foumd in the mornings!

 

[Christos]

School holiday rules?? I need these rules for myself, before I access the foumd in the mornings!


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I thought the only rule before social interaction was "have you had coffee?"

 

[craigb]

I thought the only rule before social interaction was "have you had coffee?"

That's the first rule before life!

 

[Room Fogger]

That's the first rule before life!

Agree, don’t even try to talk to me before I’ve had my first cup of coffee. I react like a cross between a T-Rex and my ex wife, it’s something to make anyone shudder in their shoes. For that matter, I’m even scared of myself then.

 

[ARYANTO]

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
-
Snowballs...

 

[ARYANTO]

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Patrick: "What school?"

 

[ARYANTO]

Two mice meet and start chatting. “Look,” says one “I’ve got a new boyfriend!” and shows a pic on the cell phone.

“OMW,” cries the other mouse, “that’s a bat!”

“What?! The guy told me he was a pilot!

 

[Rincewind]

Buddy and his wife, Edna, went to the state fair every year, and every year, Edna would say : “Buddy, I’d like to ride in that helicopter”

Buddy always replied, “I know Honey, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”

One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair and Edna said ,”Buddy, I’m 85 years old and . If I don’t ride that helicopter , I might never get another chance”.

To this, Buddy replied, “Edna, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”

The pilot overheard the couple and said : “Folks,I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won’t charge you a penny! But if you say one word, it’s fifty dollars”

Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed,the pilot turned to Edna and said, “By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed.”

Edna replied : “Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Buddy fell out , but you know, fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”