Awesome! First you gotta hop on your left leg while touching your nose with your right hand. Then, with your left hand, take a selfie of you HE hop and post it on the super secret facebook page that can only be accessed from a device running Android 7 or above. Once this is done, you are entered into the fight club where you will need to take on a kangaroo (original, imported from AUS). You will need to land 3 punches, 2 left kicks and a roundhouse kick (you get to choose which leg you'd like to perform this with). If successful, you will receive an encrypted email with a link. Follow the link into the deep dark web and you will find the item you so desire. Keep in mind, the email will self-destructed after 30mins so best you act quick!
You forgot the sacrificial ritual that you have to perform....