#BLCKPS5
I hear they're putting chips in the vaccine. I just hope mine is Doritos.
@Asterix
@ARYANTO
@DarthBranMuffin
I hear they're putting chips in the vaccine. I just hope mine is Doritos.
@Asterix
@ARYANTO
@DarthBranMuffin
#BLCKPS5
My friend was fired from his job. He did road signs for a small company. They said he stole and I didn't believe it untill I went to his house to find out what happened and to my surprise...the signs were all there.
@volcom27101982 @herb1 @GerrieP
My friend was fired from his job. He did road signs for a small company. They said he stole and I didn't believe it untill I went to his house to find out what happened and to my surprise...the signs were all there.
@volcom27101982 @herb1 @GerrieP
#BLCKPS5
I think some things are better left unsaid.
And I usually think that right after I said it.
@Intuthu Kagesi
@Resistance
@Jean claude Vaaldamme
I think some things are better left unsaid.
And I usually think that right after I said it.
@Intuthu Kagesi
@Resistance
@Jean claude Vaaldamme
#BLCKPS5
The person who invented knock knock jokes should get a No bell prize @gertvanjoe @Drikusw @klipdrifter
The person who invented knock knock jokes should get a No bell prize @gertvanjoe @Drikusw @klipdrifter
#BLCKPS5
Polititions and diapers.have two.thing in common. They should be changed regularly and for the same reasons.
@Faiyaz Cheulkar @Marcelle Brand @Marechal
Polititions and diapers.have two.thing in common. They should be changed regularly and for the same reasons.
@Faiyaz Cheulkar @Marcelle Brand @Marechal
#BLCKPS5
What does the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing!?
@Reaper
@THE REAPER
@Resistance
What does the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing!?
@Reaper
@THE REAPER
@Resistance
#BLCKPS5
Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
@CashKat88
@ace_d_house_cat
@M.Adhir
Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
@CashKat88
@ace_d_house_cat
@M.Adhir
#BLCKPS5
"What's a gun doing in your trousers?" "It's for protection." "Protection from what? Zee Germans?"
@Raindance
@ddk1979
@Intuthu Kagesi
"What's a gun doing in your trousers?" "It's for protection." "Protection from what? Zee Germans?"
@Raindance
@ddk1979
@Intuthu Kagesi
#BLCKPS5
Marsmannetjie land daar by Sasol garage, kyk vir petrolpomp and se,
Mole mole, wat staan julle so met julle vole in julle ole
@henryyong101
@Peteblotgeek
@Seanc
Marsmannetjie land daar by Sasol garage, kyk vir petrolpomp and se,
Mole mole, wat staan julle so met julle vole in julle ole
@henryyong101
@Peteblotgeek
@Seanc
# BLCKPS5
My employment contract asked who should be notified in case of a medical emergency. I wrote “Doctor”, my wife sure as hell is not going to be much help.
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@Skillie@23
@Bulldog
My employment contract asked who should be notified in case of a medical emergency. I wrote “Doctor”, my wife sure as hell is not going to be much help.
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@Skillie@23
@Bulldog
#BLCKPS5
Dirty Joke: Johnny rolled in the mud
Clean Joke: Johnny then had a bath with Bubbles
Dirty Joke: Bubbles real name was Michael Jackson
@Resistance
@hot.chillie35
@Hooked
Dirty Joke: Johnny rolled in the mud
Clean Joke: Johnny then had a bath with Bubbles
Dirty Joke: Bubbles real name was Michael Jackson
@Resistance
@hot.chillie35
@Hooked
#BLCKPS5
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
@MrGSmokeFree
@Juan_G
@GSM500
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
@MrGSmokeFree
@Juan_G
@GSM500
#BLCKPS5
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
@Bulldog
@Lesley Louw
@Carel1966
@KarlDP
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
@Bulldog
@Lesley Louw
@Carel1966
@KarlDP
#BLCKPS5
On a flight to Durban recently I asked the air hostess if she was cross. She replied “No, not at all” to which I replied “Okay good because I was just doing a cross-check”
@GSM500
@Room Fogger
@Ruwaid
On a flight to Durban recently I asked the air hostess if she was cross. She replied “No, not at all” to which I replied “Okay good because I was just doing a cross-check”
PS: I got her number @GSM500
@Room Fogger
@Ruwaid
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#BLCKPS5
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.
@Dela Rey Steyn
@Grand Guru
@Resistance
@CashKat88
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.
@Dela Rey Steyn
@Grand Guru
@Resistance
@CashKat88
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