WIN A SONY PS5 @ BLCK - Comp. closed

[MRHarris1]

#BLCKPS5

Q - Why did the gym close down?

A - It just didn't work out.

@Christo@26
@ace_d_house_cat
@SJY124

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[Ruwaid]

#BLCKPS5

ME: What's a mixed feeling?
HER: What?!?
ME: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car


@ace_d_house_cat
@EZBlend
@Jabs

 

[Resistance]

#BLCKPS5
A guy ask a girl to the prom. She says yes and he goes and buys the ticket. The line is long. He waits...
He then go book the limo. The line is long again. Then he goes to buy flowers and again the line is long. Eventually everything is sorted and they go to the prom. His date asks him at the prom to go get some punch...he goes and there's no punchline.
@alex1501
@Alex
@GarethB

 

[Pierre2]

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course! Houses can't jump

Why won't the shrimp share it treasure?

Because it is shellfish

@adriaanh
@JVR1987
@Mujahid Padayachy
@Grand Guru

 

[vicTor]

#BLCKPS5

your momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing !

@GSM500
@antonherbst
@Clouds4Days

and for those tagged, by no means am I saying ya'lls mammas are fat !

 

[Jengz]

#BLCKPS5

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans

@Safz_b @Mujahid Padayachy @Chickenstrip

 

[Puff the Magic Dragon]

#BLCKPS5

"Vegan" comes from an old Native American word meaning poor hunter.

@Raindance
@Moerse Rooikat
@Bulldog

 

[herb1]

#BLCKPS5
A man filled out an unemployment benefits form during Covid-19 lockdown.
Occupation: Burglar.
Reason for unemployment: Everyone is still home.
@StompieZA @KarlDP @Resistance

 

[GerrieP]

#BLCKPS5

Do u want to hear a joke about a paper....
Never mind, it's tear_able...

@Resistance
@Grand Guru
@SparkySA

 

[GerrieP]

#BLCKPS5

I just bought myself a new blindfold...
but I can't see myself wearing it...

@Raindance
@Stew
@LeislB

 

[Ruwaid]

#BLCKPS5

When Miley Cyrus is half naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Builders Warehouse"

@KarlDP
@dombank
@SJY124

 

[GSM500]

#BLCKPS5

If you stare at a bottle for a long time because it says "Concentrate" (For the DIYers).......You could be a Rednek

@BioHAZarD
@vicTor
@CaliGuy

 

[Yuvir Punwasi]

#BLCKPS5

I told my wife , I need a lady in my life that cooks , picks up my socks and takes excellent care of me ... she sends me off to my mums place.

@Tayden Pillay
@Grand Guru
@Chanelr

 

[Jengz]

#BLCKPS5

Daddy what's a transvestite? Ask Mommy, he knows.

@timmymorton1 @Safz_b @Uwais Parak

 

[Mujahid Padayachy]

#BLACKPS5

Friend of mine bought a jacuzzi without informing his wife, now he's in hot water.

@Scouse45
@Jengz @Paul33

 

[Jengz]

#BLCKPS5

I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.

 

[X-Calibre786]

#BLCKPS5

I said that I'm good at making decisions, I did not say that I make good decisions.

@Safz_b
@Yuvir Punwasi
@Mujahid Padayachy

 

[shabs]

#BLCKPS5

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

One takes 5 toes and the other takes one less.

@CaliGuy
@Hooked
@Ruwaid

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[Clouds4Days]

Patreon: Waiter, Waiter what's this flying doing in my soup?
Waiter: Looks like the backstroke to me Sir.

#BLCKPS5

@spiv
@Scouse45
@vicTor

 

[THE REAPER]

#BLCKPS5
What did the left eye say to the right eye?


Between you and me, something smells.
@BioHAZarD
@ARYANTO
@Grand Guru

 

[GerrieP]

#BLCKPS5

What do u call a Mexican that got his car stolen.... Carloss

@adriaanh
@DarthBranMuffin
@Timwis

 

[Adephi]

#BLCKPS5

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
Ab m

What does a clock do when it gets hungry?
Go back 4 seconds

@Dela Rey Steyn
@ARYANTO
@Grand Guru

 

[Scouse45]

What’s the best thing about Switzerland... I don’t know but the flag is a big plus!
#BLCKPS5
@Rude Rudi
@Clouds4Days
@Ruwaid

 

[Safz_b]

If you’re wondering how 2021 is going, there was a hippo walking around the streets of Joburg yesterday.
And not a single person managed to get an insurance quote.

#BLCK PS5

@X-Calibre786
@CaliGuy
@Puff the Magic Dragon

 

[Paul33]

#BLCKPS5

I don’t always panic....

...but when I do, I’m at the disco



@Juan_G
@DarthBranMuffin @Dela Rey Steyn