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Wine Taster Wanted
In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the directorwas in urgent need of looking for a replacement.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for theposition..
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It'sred wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope,matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.
Another glass.
"It's red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, a south-westernslope, oak barrels."
"Correct."
A third glass.
''It's Champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said thedrunk.
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it."It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!"
HIS WISDOM IS VALUABLE !
TO MY FRIENDS WHO ENJOY A GLASS OF WINE...
And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,at the end of the year we would have absorbedmore
than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer(or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
THEREFORE, IT'S BETTER TO DRINK WINE AND TALK STUPID,
THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the directorwas in urgent need of looking for a replacement.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for theposition..
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It'sred wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope,matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.
Another glass.
"It's red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, a south-westernslope, oak barrels."
"Correct."
A third glass.
''It's Champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said thedrunk.
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it."It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!"
HIS WISDOM IS VALUABLE !
TO MY FRIENDS WHO ENJOY A GLASS OF WINE...
And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,at the end of the year we would have absorbedmore
than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer(or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
THEREFORE, IT'S BETTER TO DRINK WINE AND TALK STUPID,
THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
There is no way the Greeks will be able to control their
economy and meet the terms of the bailout by the EEC and the IMF. They can't even enforce the No Smoking regulations!
A Greek law has banned smoking in eateries since 7/1/09.
Look how many cigarettes are in the ashtray on the right in this photo taken at an Athens central city restaurant.
Look in the ashtray.
The ashtray.
The ashtray!
Jeez. You're worse than the Greeks
economy and meet the terms of the bailout by the EEC and the IMF. They can't even enforce the No Smoking regulations!
A Greek law has banned smoking in eateries since 7/1/09.
Look how many cigarettes are in the ashtray on the right in this photo taken at an Athens central city restaurant.
Look in the ashtray.
The ashtray.
The ashtray!
Jeez. You're worse than the Greeks
You can poke someone's eye out with that thing!
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