Dirty Lol's Thread

Q. Two Benoni girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a Benoni girl use as protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Benoni girl?

A. Granny.

Q. Why did the Benoni girl cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a Benoni girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.

Q. What's the first question during a Benoni quiz night?

A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Benoni kids in a car without any music - who is driving?

A. The policeman.

Q. What's the difference between a Benoni boy and a Benoni girl?

A. A Benoni girl has a higher sperm count.
 
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@Derick - Those comments! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

I am literally sitting here crying of laughter!!

Thanks buddy for making my day!:-D
 
Two dyslexic robbers storm into the bank, one of them shouts, "Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuckup".
 
"This video is a dance tutorial and is meant for educational purposes only!"


 
Is it when its normal size or erected size :-D
 

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